A model that reads sixty days of your life will always find something
Ask a language model for insights and you get insights. It has no way to say "there is nothing here." Given enough of your text it will produce a confident paragraph about how Tuesdays drain you, and it will be well written, and it will be astrology.
Here the model is plumbing. It proposes candidates; a statistical layer decides which survive — effect size, how many days contribute, how many hypotheses were tested. Most die there, and you never see them.